As luck would have it, this was the only room available! This suite is bigger than my apartment! I feel really sorry for the other passengers though. They spent $35 on a taxi to the hotel only to be told that United didn't bother to check how many rooms were available so they ran out. I hope they sorted it out.
Yeah I'm just spiking random things now essentially. My phone battery is so terrible that I've had to restrict it to aeroplane mode if I'm not connected to a power source. Otherwise it's dead within 90mins.